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What’s up, dudes who are avoiding the pitfalls of categorizing women by cup size and young women who realize that the size of one’s chest does not reflect the depth of one’s character? Duck phone! Today I want to chillax with you gravy boats about the importance of staying COOL and FROSTY. Totes pogs! How are young Friendsters like you supposed to learn how to keep your Coolio all the while you’re being inundated (spellcheck For The Winning!) with examples of celebrities not being chill?

Listen, honest to blog, I know you’re going to find it hard to hear what I have to say, but it is the truth: sometimes Justin Bieber isn’t always the best example! “Go back to your kettle corn and non-organic beets, Grandpa! Lose the ‘tude B 4 you B kum a fool!” I know! But even Justin Bieber can be flummoxed by a shaken bottle of pop/soda/coke/regional name for soft drinks!

I’m sure you will now want to initiate an emergency session of your Justin Bieber Fan Club, so I’m gonna scoot on my Segway to the nearest Ruby Tuesday’s for some whipped cauliflower (potato texture, twice the butter, no carbs!). Stay ‘Zune!