Here are the lyrics! Also, Teacherman had a Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh81je3mDoo

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Robin Rubbermaid – “Goodbye Monkey”
Goodbye monkey
So long Cake Eatur
Goodbye monkey
So long Cake Eatur
Goodbye monkey
How I miss Da Cake Eatur
 
Your spelling was substandard
Your grammar below par
But for sheer transcendant troll stupidity
You really set the bar
 
Goodbye monkey
Cake Eatur you’re a star
 
Goodbye monkey (Iz u relly a skwirel?)
So long Cake Eatur
Goodbye monkey (well come to da streets. da wall streets)
So long Cake Eatur
Goodbye monkey (LOL SHE BE LIKE LOOK OUT I NEED UPSTARES!!)
Whither Da great Cake Eatur
 
Guess we’ll never know you
Just who you really are
Maybe you’re a suicidal simian
Was it just an avatar?
 
Goodbye monkey
Cake Eatur you’re a star
Goodbye monkey (Cut it out, you creep / You know the rules)
Cake Eatur you’re a star
Goodbye monkey (Old Dude, Mayor Bee, WoW Rules 69 / Pick a name and stick with it)
Cake Eatur you’re a star
Goodbye monkey (You know the rules / It is your flagrant abuse of the Videogum Commenter Community’s trust)
Cake Eatur you’re a star
(Cut it out, you creep)
 
Teacherman – “Fell in Love with a Monster”
I spend my days on Videogum
Just trying to read it all
And looking for that invitation
To the Monster’s Ball
 
 
There’s been a new monster in town
She’s been getting upvotes from my heart
She’s as funny as any around
She got the cutest little avatar
 
 
Chorus:
At first it was
Just a crush
I think I’m falling in love
With a Monster
 
 
Well, she had a post in the BNPG
That had me ROFLOLing
Even Steve Winwood was complimentary
With not one word about her misspellings
 
 
Now, in the end she may turn out to be
A little more Sawyer, a little less Kate
I don’t really care if she is a he
I say better gay than fake
 
 
Chorus
 
 
Bridge:
I may not know her name
But I know how she makes me feel
And it may sound insane
But our virtual love is real
There’s only one thing more
Before I make her my queen
I should probably be sure
That she’s at least 18
 
Chorus
 
Lawblog – “We Monsters”
Spoken: Yo, sometimes it seems like the world is out to get you. There’s a hole in the ocean, Vanilla Ice has a reality show, Justin bieber. And it seems like there’s nowhere you can go to make sense of it all without being called a noob fag. But luckily there’s an oasis of hope in the barf desert that is the internets.
 
VERSE 1
It’s the land of top chef recaps and best new party game
I’m on it all the time which could explain why I’m partly lame
I’ll be hittin refresh until the day is over
Cause I need to know what the fuck is up with topher
Even though they don’t get references I make about Tony Romo
Still the best media blog in the world (no promo)
Tell my girlfriend I’ll be late and tell my boss that I am sorry
I spend all day making comments with my friends, what are we?
 
CHORUS
We Monsters
Don’t let the trolls hurt you
Got mad upvotes for notsewfast and werttrew
We Monsters
Keep your books on the shelf
In don’t matter cause the world is gonna end in 2012
We Monsters
One of my personal preferences
To make a song and fill it up with all inside references
We Monsters
Cause this flow has caught on
I’m this generation’s basil marceaux dot com
 
VERSE 2
My gifs are so hot that the animation’s got you stunnin
Take you fools for a ride like Jeremy London
I’ll keep taking all my EGOTs on the mantlepiece they shine
Until the day that I retire like Amanda Bynes
I’ma keep posting every single day without rest
Cause you know I gots to win that caption contest
Week’s best comment you know I want to be on you
Time to photoshop more pictures of that sad Keanu
Or make a goop reference because we know that Gwenyth’s lackin
Find a picture of a puppy and then post in on the back end
Keep disrespecting Ke$ha for way long after this track ends
Open up my wallet’s filled with pictures of all of my black friends.
 
CHORUS
We Monsters
Put more posts on this thread
Keep going till it’s filled, yeah that’s what she said
We Monsters
Time to pop another bottle
We all big nerds, reports Duh Aficionado
We Monsters
We always up on the latest trend
You can’t downvote us but we don’t give a care, friend
We Monsters
Uh oh, you mad
Check out this next verse cause it’s totally rad
 
VERSE 3
All of you haters out there who want to call us fake and gay
I’m up like Alvin greene shouting “no! Go Away!”
You say you don’t love us but that’s just to be mean and
You’ll probably end up singing along just like keenan
And we can take one for the team like joe mande
While gabe sits there gumming on a butterscotch candy
Get your sad don drapers cause that shit comes in handy
Winning the internet is our modus operandi
It’s dandy how you bring the latest in memes
Combing through detritus on those interweb streams
I depend on Godsauce to be so witty
And I expect Steve Winwood to say that “she’s pretty”
I read y’all so much that I it feels like you’re right there
A day without commenting, THAT is my nightmare.
Without y’all I don’t rise like bread without yeast
Yeah I’m a Monster… like mothafuckin huckabeast
 
Sung:
-Double Rainbow all the way across the sky. What does it mean? What does it mean?
-Obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. Lincoln Park.
-You are the man now, dog. You are the man now.
-That’s your boyfriend.
 
Shout outs!
 
 
Topknot – “We Should All Be So Lucky”
We Should All Be So Lucky
 
We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happy.
We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happy.
 
I could have a candy bra
Or sing clown core for a Luna Bar
Dress up like Sailor Moon
And play bass, or get a life-like horse costume
 
I should be so lucky as to find something in this world that would make me as happy.
We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happy.
 
I could along to my Neo Geo collection
Or be the mustache champion
I could try contact juggling
Or Irish hand dancing
 
I should be so lucky as to find something in this world that would make me as happy.
We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happy.
 
You can dress your chickens in costumes
You can dress up like Japanese girls and build snowmen, yes you can
You can rub chocolate on Miley Cyrus’ face, if you want to you can
You can marry a video game character or throw business cards with your hands, yes you can
You can audition for death metal bands, yes you can
You can build a sculpture out of balloons of Optimus Prime anytime
 
I should be so lucky as to find something in this world that would make me as happy.
We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happy.
 
Unleash the katana for me
Unleash the katana for me
and all my chickens in costumes you see
Unleash the katana for me
and all my chickens in costumes you see
And Boomer the Dog too, he’s here with me.
 
 
 
 
Del Preston - “J.O.R.T.S.”
 
Jorts
From the moment I rise
Jorts
Denim covers my thighs
Jorts
Cargo pockets hold my cellphone and snacks
Jorts
Try that next time you’re wearing your slacks
 
Jorts
Which ones will I choose?
Jorts
Bugle Boy or Anchor Blues?
Jorts
Hemmed up to my knees
Jorts
They’re as sexy as you please
 
Jorts
When I step out at night
Jorts
My calves and ankles don’t hide
Jorts
A hammer loop helps keep my tools in order
Jorts
I’ll rock my jorts all the way into Mordor
Jorts
Which ones are for me?
Jorts
High Sierra or Lee?
Jorts
Fitted loose and relaxed
Jorts
They conceal all of my Juggalo tats